Drunk Girl: A Haiku or Two

/drəNGk/: affected by alcohol to the extent of losing control of one's faculties or behavior

i don’t like drunk me

i don’t like drunk anyone

walk of shame chit chat

the drink sweeps away

instincts needed for a safe

landing, in the wild.

I spoke through the drink

can you tell me what i said?

nevermind, no- don’t.

booze makes me ugly

a not so special, special.

just a dog rode hard.

i’m super fun drunk

at least that’s what they tell me

i don't remember

cunty insiders

demons dressed as disco balls

they get my weak knee